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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopp
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopp
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopp
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopp
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopp
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopp
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