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George Carlin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Bui
George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they do
George Carlin
Think off-center.
George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the f
George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe
George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask,
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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