A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

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• H. L. Mencken:

  Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures o

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  Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.

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  There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are go

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  Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom ne

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  In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.

• H. L. Mencken:

  The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

• H. L. Mencken:

  Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

• H. L. Mencken:

  Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince.

• H. L. Mencken:

  Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.

• H. L. Mencken:

  I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.