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• John Simon:

  Like springs, adaptations can only go downhill.

• John Simon:

  Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.

• John Simon:

  Activating oxygen can produce compounds called radicals that put oxidative stress on cells. Such st

• John Simon:

  Michael Taylor is not being executed for homicide. Michael Taylor is being executed for raping a wh

• John Simon:

  People are looking around. They are looking to do something with their time and money. The question

• John Simon:

  We like to be the largest outside investor, and the first outside investor.

• Tony Hancock:

  So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean.

• Tony Hancock:

  And erm, perhaps looking like this it was perhaps the only thing I could do.

• Tony Hancock:

  It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.

• Tony Hancock:

  We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad