All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

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  When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

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  A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

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  Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

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  I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

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• Judith Viorst:

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