America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself.

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• Paul Mooney:

  I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.

• Paul Mooney:

  We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real

• Paul Mooney:

  Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty a

• Paul Mooney:

  I read a lot of history. The passive Jews in Germany didn't survive. The smart ones got out.

• Paul Mooney:

  I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.

• Paul Mooney:

  Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.

• Paul Mooney:

  I was born a comic.

• Paul Mooney:

  I've never seen anyone more messed up over success than Richard Pryor. For him, it's a constant bat

• Paul Mooney:

  I think about never losing my voice, never giving in, never selling out, always keeping black, alwa

• Paul Mooney:

  You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.