America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

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• P. J. O'Rourke:

  There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, i

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

• Pablo Picasso:

  Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

• Pablo Picasso:

  Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells

• Pablo Picasso:

  I do not seek. I find.

• Pablo Picasso:

  The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls.