Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

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  Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

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  Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

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  Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

• Robert Byrne:

  Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

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  Getting caught is the mother of invention.

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  Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

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  Partying is such sweet sorrow.

• Robert Byrne:

  To err is human, to purr feline.

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  Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

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