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• Loni Love:

  I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships.

• Loni Love:

  I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.

• Loni Love:

  That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

• Loni Love:

  I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And yo

• Loni Love:

  I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married.

• Loni Love:

  I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children.

• Loni Love:

  The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have

• Adam Johnson:

  In America, the stories we tell ourselves and we tell each other in fiction have to do with individ

• Adam Johnson:

  But, in North Korea, it's just the opposite. There's one story. It's written by the Kim regime. And

• Adam Johnson:

  It's true. In America, you can reinvent yourself at any turn. And, you know, if things aren't going