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Ryan Stiles
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I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember th
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the t
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If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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Ryan Stiles:
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember thRyan Stiles:
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.Ryan Stiles:
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.Ryan Stiles:
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tRyan Stiles:
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.Ryan Stiles:
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!Ryan Stiles:
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.Ryan Stiles:
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.Ryan Stiles:
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.Ryan Stiles:
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.