Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.

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• Tommy Chong:

  The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to

• Tommy Chong:

  The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.

• Tommy Chong:

  Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I was

• Tommy Chong:

  The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord

• Tommy Chong:

  When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to

• Tommy Chong:

  I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.

• Tommy Chong:

  The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on th

• Tommy Chong:

  The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career.

• Tommy Chong:

  Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicia

• Norm MacDonald:

  I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking