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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal w
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal w
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal w
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal w
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal w
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal w
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