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Bob Mortimer:
Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we'vBob Mortimer:
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We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people wouldLea DeLaria:
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, ILea DeLaria:
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a millioLea DeLaria:
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.Lea DeLaria:
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completelyLea DeLaria:
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doLea DeLaria:
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete my