Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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• Will Rogers:

  An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

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  It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

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  If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

• Will Rogers:

  The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

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  There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

• Will Rogers:

  America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

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  All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

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  There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.