Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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  Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

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  Uh' is not an answer.

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  They will find somebody younger, somebody funnier, somebody more engaged. As long as the court genr

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  I've had an absolutely magical run.

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  I always say that when I see that needle start to go in the other direction, when people have had e

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  You should want to give something back.

• Judy Sheindlin:

  People from Brooklyn grow up with a certain common sense. If it doesn't ring true, it's not true.

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  I don't like to rule by committee. I like sort of an autocratic way of dealing with things.

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  I was in the family court for 25 years. And having started a second career, having a second act whe

• Judy Sheindlin:

  I never had an issue with gender.