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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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