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• Emo Philips:

  I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

• Emo Philips:

  People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

• Emo Philips:

  He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.

• Emo Philips:

  Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

• Emo Philips:

  I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a se

• Emo Philips:

  England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.

• Emo Philips:

  I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run arou

• Emo Philips:

  I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

• Emo Philips:

  Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?

• Emo Philips:

  My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads,