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Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
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