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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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