Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

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• P. G. Wodehouse:

  Flowers are happy things.

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  She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

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  The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterfl

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  Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge

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  Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to

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  To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

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  Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

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  It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical tho

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  Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.