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• Rush Limbaugh:

  I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

• Rush Limbaugh:

  Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

• Rush Limbaugh:

  If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

• Rush Limbaugh:

  There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

• Rush Limbaugh:

  Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States o

• Robert Orben:

  Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not th

• Robert Orben:

  Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

• Robert Orben:

  There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to pu

• Robert Orben:

  Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way i

• Robert Orben:

  Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were