Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

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• Chris Rock:

  Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

• Chris Rock:

  By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

• Chris Rock:

  After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community c

• Billy Crystal:

  Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think

• Dennis Miller:

  I rant, therefore I am.

• Paul Mooney:

  I'm as American as apple pie.

• Jonathan Winters:

  I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

• Robert Benchley:

  If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came fro

• Bill Hicks:

  I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

• Bo Burnham:

  Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness