I can't write. I can handle bits of simple-minded advert copy or a poster slogan, so answering questions is about all I'm good for.

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• Charles Saatchi:

  I have never cared enough about money to worry about spending it, and have been fortunate to make e

• Charles Saatchi:

  I have made so many mistakes, and such really stupid ones, I would start blubbing away if I could r

• Charles Saatchi:

  I spoil my children rotten and hope to leave them enough so they can do the same to theirs.

• Charles Saatchi:

  I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly

• Charles Saatchi:

  I may not be much good at most things, but if I didn't have the pleasure of planning and installing

• Charles Saatchi:

  I find the theatre faintly embarrassing for the actors performing on stage. It seems rather showy-o

• Charles Saatchi:

  I don't like clothes shopping and trying on outfits in stuffy cubicles in men's shops, looking hide

• Charles Saatchi:

  My aim in life isn't so much the pursuit of happiness as the happiness of pursuit.

• Charles Saatchi:

  My dark little secret is that I don't actually believe many people in the art world have much feeli

• Charles Saatchi:

  Artistic credentials are au courant in the important business of being seen as cultured, elegant an