I don't know why records are treated different than books. I don't know why an Eminem record is different than a Stephen King movie.

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  I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is

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• Ellen DeGeneres:

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  I was a huge fan of Steve Martin, as everyone I knew in comedy was.

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  I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.

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• Drew Barrymore:

  The stories that I want to tell, especially as a director, don't necessarily have a perfect ending

• Tom Hanks:

  Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and a