I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.

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• Mark Roberts:

  Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.

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  I don't want to do anything in bad taste.

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  I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.

• Mark Roberts:

  You have to really think about things before you do them.

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  I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is

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  I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.

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  Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.

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  I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.

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  The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.

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