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• Yogi Berra:

  I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give

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  A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make

• Yogi Berra:

  I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try t

• Yogi Berra:

  I never said half the things I said.

• Yogi Berra:

  You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

• Yogi Berra:

  Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

• Yogi Berra:

  I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then aft

• Yogi Berra:

  Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only a

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  I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my

• Yogi Berra:

  I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.