I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

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• Larry David:

  I just feed off the energy of the audience.

• Larry David:

  I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

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• Larry David:

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• Larry David:

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• Larry David:

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• Larry David:

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