I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

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• Frank Carson:

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• Frank Carson:

  My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses

• Frank Carson:

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• Frank Carson:

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• Frank Carson:

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• Ronald Blythe:

  He longed to be lost but he couldn't bear not to be found.

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