I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?

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  I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust

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  My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.