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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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