I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

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• Milton Berle:

  Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of

• Billy Sunday:

  More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.

• Billy Sunday:

  If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

• Billy Sunday:

  The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

• Billy Sunday:

  What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?

• Billy Sunday:

  When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

• Billy Sunday:

  Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him

• Billy Sunday:

  Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.

• Billy Sunday:

  Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph

• Billy Sunday:

  The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.