I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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• Bob Hope:

  A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

• Bob Hope:

  I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

• Bob Hope:

  I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

• Bob Hope:

  When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and

• Bob Hope:

  I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable,

• Bob Hope:

  I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

• Bob Hope:

  She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

• Bob Hope:

  I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

• Bob Hope:

  If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

• Bob Hope:

  Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.