I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.

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• Patton Oswalt:

  I'm not familiar with the metric system.

• Patton Oswalt:

  I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff

• Patton Oswalt:

  I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

• Patton Oswalt:

  I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wron

• Patton Oswalt:

  So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatr

• Patton Oswalt:

  We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

• Patton Oswalt:

  Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world work

• Patton Oswalt:

  As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

• Patton Oswalt:

  I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused o

• Patton Oswalt:

  You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking aroun