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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
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