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  Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

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  Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

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  Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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  I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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  There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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