I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

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• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

• Moon Unit Zappa:

  It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simp