I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

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  I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or

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  I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

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  Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

• David Cross:

  You can't just yell jokes at people.

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