I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

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• Ron White:

  People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing

• Ron White:

  I'm not willing to drag my fans down a road I don't believe in. That's just my one little principle

• Ron White:

  If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.

• Ron White:

  Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight l

• Ron White:

  I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see w

• Ron White:

  People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.

• Ron White:

  Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.

• Ron White:

  The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.

• Ron White:

  A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven

• Ron White:

  Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.