I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.

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• Garrison Keillor:

  Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

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  Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you

• Garrison Keillor:

  God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how

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• Garrison Keillor:

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• Garrison Keillor:

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• Garrison Keillor:

  A book is a gift you can open again and again.

• Garrison Keillor:

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  Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the

• Garrison Keillor:

  I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'