I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis.

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• Jasper Carrott:

  I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

• Jasper Carrott:

  There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a cha

• Jasper Carrott:

  Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

• Jasper Carrott:

  My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That'

• Jasper Carrott:

  There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving

• Jasper Carrott:

  I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early

• Jasper Carrott:

  My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the

• Jasper Carrott:

  After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in 'Are You Be

• Jasper Carrott:

  I started to develop my comedy skills when I became resident singer at the Boggery Folk Club in Sol

• Jasper Carrott:

  Touring has been a major part of my career. I've done a lot of huge shows, including a 13-night sel