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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
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