I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.

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• John Waters:

  I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my ow

• John Waters:

  Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there a

• John Waters:

  Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store tha

• John Waters:

  I've been arrested several times. I've been known to dress in ludicrous fashions. I've also built a

• John Waters:

  I believe that both Obama and Trump would describe themselves as outsiders.

• John Waters:

  You have to think of a new way to make something new. And the biggest sin - you can never try too h

• John Waters:

  I don't believe that we should never not talk to people we don't agree with politically. If you can

• John Waters:

  I have so many other things going on that if 'A Dirty Shame' is my last movie, that's OK.

• John Waters:

  I've been an art collector since the Sixties, and I kept it very separate from my showbusiness care

• John Waters:

  I like the elitism of the art world. I think art for the people is a terrible idea.