I would just like to be remembered.

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• Russell Howard:

  Death by rats would be the worst.

• Russell Howard:

  I'll sit down for 'Stranger Things' or 'The Handmaid's Tale' - or a really good documentary.

• Russell Howard:

  It takes a lot to stop myself scrambling around and reading the news.

• Russell Howard:

  I buck the trend: I eat avocados on a Sunday morning and I'm a homeowner.

• Russell Howard:

  Sometimes I skip breakfast, pop to the butcher and get sunburned while cooking meat.

• Russell Howard:

  I'm a bit of a Luddite.

• Russell Howard:

  I'm not the kind of comic who would try stuff on Twitter, because I have to work up ideas and I can

• Russell Howard:

  I've been doing stand-up for 15 years and I've never even been invited to the Comedy Awards! How me

• Russell Howard:

  I love Dublin and the locals are extraordinary.

• Russell Howard:

  I'm a very early riser on holiday. I am invariably down at the pool on a sun lounger even before an