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• Mel Brooks:

  Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

• Mel Brooks:

  Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

• Mel Brooks:

  We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

• Mel Brooks:

  If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

• Mel Brooks:

  I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

• Mel Brooks:

  If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

• Mel Brooks:

  If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

• Mel Brooks:

  You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

• Mel Brooks:

  These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Bro

• Mel Brooks:

  Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But