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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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