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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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