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• Rachel Parris:

  No-one wants to hear a crude joke at the expense of the Principal, or the Bridegroom, or the head o

• Rachel Parris:

  If you’re mocking anyone, make sure it’s those at the top of the food chain, not the bottom.

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• Rachel Perry:

  When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em abo

• Rachel Perry:

  I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

• Rachel Perry:

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• Rachel Perry:

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• Rachel Perry:

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• Rachel Perry:

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