I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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• Garry Shandling:

  I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

• Garry Shandling:

  My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

• Garry Shandling:

  I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

• Garry Shandling:

  Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of

• Garry Shandling:

  But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love t

• Garry Shandling:

  Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

• Garry Shandling:

  First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

• Garry Shandling:

  Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I w

• Garry Shandling:

  I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at fu

• Garry Shandling:

  I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.