I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

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  The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you

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  I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.

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  The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'

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  I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place

• Kyle Kinane:

  Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's unin

• Kyle Kinane:

  Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

• Kyle Kinane:

  I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboa

• Kyle Kinane:

  The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

• Kyle Kinane:

  I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and inte

• Kyle Kinane:

  I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.