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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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